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There are Only a Few Showings of Tough Guy Cinema: THEY LIVE Left!!

The John Carpenter classic plays at Lake Creek this week and The Ritz and Slaughter Lane next week.

There are Only a Few Showings of Tough Guy Cinema: THEY LIVE Left!!

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass....and I'm all out of bubblegum."

You see them on the street. You Watch them on TV. You might have even voted for one this fAll. You Think they're people just like you. You're wrong. Dead wrong.

Rowdy Roddy Piper stars as a homeless drifter who stumbles aCross a box full of Hyper-advanced sunglasses that provide him with the sight to view skinless spacemen who are subliminally enslaving humans.

If you've got a Thing for WWF wrestlers acting, this movie is for you! If you like balls-out action and explosions, tHis movie is for you! If you apprEciate social commentarY and satire, well guess what Mr. Smarty Pants? You have to see this fiLm! I don't care who you are or what you like, if you are a red-blooded, breathIng humanoid, you must Vow to sEe this movie!

This month Tough Guy Cinema is championing the toughest of the tough without the use of in-theater pyrotechnics. We're doing a pure celebration of fisticuffs and machine guns with this in-your-face celebration of pain, one-liners and the longest fist fight as a result of not wanting to wear sunglasses you have ever seen.

This raging '80s truth bomb needs to be seen to be believed. If you've seen this John Carpenter classic you know what I'm talking about..but you don't know how life changing it can be to see it with a roomful of people on the big screen.

So come and witness John Carpenter genius in full force, backed by a rocking '80s synth soundtrack and FREE sunglasses and bubblegum for all! "I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can." (Greg MacLennan)

Get your tickets NOW!!!

Note: Showings at the Ritz on 1/19 & 1/21 will be in 35mm and we will be giving away ONE out of print MONDO THEY LIVE poster at each Ritz show!!


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