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DON KNOTTS! + SEX! (+ JOE BOB BRIGGS LIVE!) = BIG BIG LAFFZ!!!

The King of G-rated entertainment gets TOOOOO WILD in this underappreciated comedic rampage, screening in 35mm with guest host Joe Bob Briggs!

DON KNOTTS! + SEX! (+ JOE BOB BRIGGS LIVE!) = BIG BIG LAFFZ!!!

Wed Jan 30, 7 PM in a NEW 35mm PRINT at The Ritz!

Midnight movie icon JOE BOB BRIGGS will be barreling into Austin next week to co-host a couple very special Terror Tuesday and Weird Wednesday shows, but his TRUE goal is to reveal Hollywood's long-standing secret:

Don Knotts' THE LOVE GOD is THE FUNNIEST COMEDY OF ALL TIME.

This isn't opinion. It's inarguable FACT. You may have thought you busted every gut ya got with PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE or GHOSTBUSTERS or THE KING'S SPEECH or whatever, but the truth is that Don Knotts broke every barrier of taste and laughter in his all-but-unseen funnybone-blasting masterpiece. Read and explode:

In 1969, America’s most beloved G-rated entertainer unleashed his comic masterwork, in which he plays the reluctant overlord of a massive porn empire! See the perennial virginal goofball knee-deep in lady-lust, cowering on his heart-shaped bed as dame after dame throw themselves at his trembling, tiny frame! It’s a chaotic typhoon of sex, organized crime, sex, rock n’ roll and S!E!!X!!!

It's an incredible, unbelievable, impossible achievement in hilarity. Go to this show and I'll buy you a brand new car. I swear.

Tickets are HEEEEEEERE.

Still not sure? Lay your naked eyeballs on this beauty:

 

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