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Action Packed Thursdays: Pee Wee & Jiggy Crunk!

PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE QUOTE-ALONG :: Thursday, Feb 25, 7pm, Ritz TICKETS AVAILABLE HERE

JIGGY CRUNK: THE 90s POP RAP SING-ALONG :: Thursday, Feb 25, 9:45pm, Ritz :: Friday, Feb 26, Midnight, Village TICKETS AVAILABLE HERE

There is probably no other reason on earth to put Pee Wee Herman and Vanilla Ice in the same picture together, but the awesomeness of Thursday at the Ritz demanded it! We're starting the evening off with possible THE funniest movie of all time, PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE! Watch the most entertaining man who has ever roamed the earth embark on a cross-country quest to reclaim his kidnapped best friend: a bicycle. Along the way, ol' P.W. will encounter tough-as-nails bikers, giant dinosaurs, wild animals, ninjas, chubby billionaires, escaped convicts, buckin' broncos, tone-deaf hobos, unwanted romance, fibbing gypsies, clumsy Godzillas, basement-less Alamos, vengeful boyfriends and even an undead trucker! Fun didn't exist until Pee-Wee invented it, and now the most funrocious, funtacular, fungorious funsplosion in the history of FUN will finally get its due as the most funeriffic Quote-Along ever!

Also, this just in! We're having the MR. BREAKFAST SPECIAL (A pancake, two eggs, 2 pieces of bacon and a strawberry - maybe in face form!) on the menu for the Pee Wee show so we can all say "GOOD MORNING, MR. BREAKFAST!" and really mean it! We'll also have cheap tequila shots available, so after we all dance in the biker bar, we can get drunk in the biker bar!

After that's over, we're hitting the JIGGY CRUNK SING-ALONG for the third (I think?) year in a row! The old school rap was great, and the realism of Common and Mos Def can't be appreciated enough, but god damn it, the pop rap of the 1990s was just so incredibly catchy. It feels bad to admit how much we love it, but it feels good to go with it. We'll be reprising a lot of our favorite songs from last year's show, so don't worry about missing out on your Will Smith, Neneh Cherry, or even Vanilla Ice. But go ahead and grow your facial hair out and then shave it to ridiculously thin lines, because there's a good chance Color Me Badd will make an experience. And grow your dreadlocks out, then give them to someone else and let them pretend to be you, because HELL YES we're going to include Milli Vanilli.

So come on out, and hell, make it a double feature. Your friends will think you're crazy, but then you can just reply with "I know you are but what am I?" and shove it in their faces!!!

PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE QUOTE-ALONG :: Thursday, Feb 25, 7pm, Ritz TICKETS AVAILABLE HERE

JIGGY CRUNK: THE 90s POP RAP SING-ALONG :: Thursday, Feb 25, 9:45pm, Ritz :: Friday, Feb 26, Midnight, Village TICKETS AVAILABLE HERE

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