Zzangarang! presents VAN DAMMAGE w/ THE EXPENDABLES 2
|Starring||Jean-Claude Van Damme|
18 and up; Children 6 and up will be allowed only with a parent guardian. No children under the age of 6 will be allowed.
"The mayhem is… nonstop, and numbing."
"This has clearly been aimed at die-hard action fans."
"If the plot line doesn't leave you numb with disbelief, the excessive explosive outbursts and viscerally edited dismemberments will drop you, or someone you care about, wet in the seat."
Those are all excerpts from the negative reviews of THE EXPENDABLES. If critics thought the first film was too awesome for most, then I can't wait to see what's coming with the sequel! This time, the team is back together but they have a couple of clutch additions to the cast. You've got more Schwarzenegger, more Willis, CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS, but best of all you have the man, the myth, the legend...JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME.
The Expendables are back, and this time it's personal...and the Alamo Drafthouse is getting in on the action!
Alamo Drafthouse's ZZANG!!! series has teamed up with the BANGARANG! Series to pay the ultimate tribute to all things awesome from the '80s and '90s. Nothing seems better suited for our first ever ZZANGARANG!!! like a send-up to one of the greatest and most charismatic roundhousers to ever grace the silver screen. With that we give you VAN DAMMAGE, a three movie marathon of our favorite VAN DAMME movies leading straight into a FREE ADVANCED SCREENING OF THE EXPENDABLES 2. If that doesn't get your blood pumping and push your testosterone levels to brick-smashing levels, nothing will.
What movies can you hope to see? We can't tell you. IF we were to release the line-up of excitement we have planned for you, you'd instantly find yourself with tufts of hair all over your body and your goosebumps would ripple into the manliest muscles you've ever seen. But, rest assured we will have menu specials, surprises galore, and some of the Muscliest from Brusseliest action films of VAN DAMME'S career gracing The Alamo Drafthouse's silver screen in glorious 35mm. Think you have what it takes to survive FOUR movies of nonstop white-knuckled mayhem? This event is not for the weak at heart. Pulses will pound, bones will be shattered, and roundhouses will be delivered in stylish slow-motion to ensure maximum VAN DAMMAGE! (Greg Maclennan)