THE MONSTER SQUAD

Only one '80s masterpiece can claim the title of The Killingest, Swearingest, Monster-est Kids Movie of All Time. I'll let you guess which film it is, but I'll give you a hint: It’s THE MONSTER SQUAD, dammit!! A group of horror-obsessed adolescents are joined by the Frankenstein Monster to combat Dracula, the Wolfman, the Mummy and a Swamp Creature. Childhood innocence is forever lost in a blinding storm of silver bullets, sharpened stakes and enormous explosions. This child-sized chunk of anti-monster justice was unleashed on cinemas with such savage fury that few recognized its true greatness, but it has since been rediscovered as the classic it truly is! So grab your tickets before the full moon and be here for this show or we’ll kick you right in the...genitals. (Zack)