DEATH WISH 3

Look...people have their differences. Politics, religion, blah blah blah. But we can certainly all agree that there will never be another human who’s 1/10th as powerful, as brutal, as handsome, as all-around perfect as Charles “Charles Bronson” Bronson.

So Zzang!!! is ripping apart the new year with this action demigod’s most unconscionably violent movie, a mindlessly berserk assault on criminals, crime, and everything else that can be shot, exploded, bludgeoned or otherwise murdered. Bronson re-ignites his celebrated vigilante character Paul Kersey for a fully automatic free-for-all into the deepest recesses of heartless, bullet-flavored mayhem.

See America’s least responsible hero singlehandedly take on New York’s darkest denizens, a nigh-feral pack of shit-eating punk gutteroids with heroin for brains and ten fingers on the trigger.

It’s the rarest, rippin’-est exercise you’ll ever experience in sheer Bronsonism, a.k.a. the undersung art of thunderously destroying your opponents with a bazooka. You’re either with us...or you’re meat. ZZANG!!! (Zack)