AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON

What would happen if you took all the funniest filmmakers and actors of the ‘80s and threw them in one giant blender? They’d die in a tremendous swirl of shrieking gore!!

Good thing that didn’t happen. Instead, they all collaborated on the nutsiest, zaniest, most uproarious comedy anthology of any century: AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON! Witness an all-star cast of goofbone maniacs and Hollywood legends take on nudity, video piracy, interstellar travel, venereal disease and even death, all under the sure comic hands of Joe Dante, John Landis and more.

Whether you’re watching Michelle Pfeiffer give birth to a potato or Ed Begley Jr. running naked through the streets, you’ll be laughing until your intestines pop out your nose. Phil Hartman, Bryan Cranston, Sybil Danning, the mighty Rip Taylor and a zillion others unleash a silly-assed whirlwind that’ll powder your brain with unrelenting humorosity! So join us for the ultimate antidote to seriousness.

If you don’t completely lose it during Arsenio Hall’s electrocution scene, you’re just not human. ZZANG!!! (Zack)