18 and up; Children 6 and up will be allowed only with a parent guardian. No children under the age of 6 will be allowed.
If you have a medical condition that makes it unwise for you to laugh your ass off for an hour and a half, then we urge you: PLEASE STAY HOME. Because FREEZE BOMB could be your grim reaper. This Al Adamson Bond ripoff may well be the worst action movie ever made not starring a chimp, a midget or Lorenzo Lamas. Jim "Black Belt Jones" Kelly and Myron Bruce Lee (Myron?) are the kung fu fighting heroes out to stop a supervillain named The Pig from developing the "freeze bomb" which turns victims into ridiculous looking snowmen. Along the way Kelly and Lee have to deal with various double-dealers and scumbags who are also after the secret formula. With George Lazenby, Aldo Ray, Terry Moore, and Harold "Oddjob" Sakata as The Pig. Oh yeah, there's a mean-ass snapping turtle too. If you miss this one you better have a doctor's note. For real. (Lars)
Still time to join us for the FAST & THE FURIOUS MARATHON at Vintage. Six films. 12 hours of Vin Diesel growling: http://t.co/Dn4X6ji4ac
Tickets are going fast for next month's screening of THE LAST UNICORN with Peter S. Beagle in attendence - http://t.co/UN748fmf89
Speaking of Video Hate Squad, join us for a subtitled screening of TURKISH STAR TREK tonight at Mason Park! - http://t.co/SvkcxVzZtA
Are you prepared for THE KILLING OF SATAN? Video Hate Squad! - http://t.co/hNGQ5xnRnM
Canadian sex comedy SCREWBALLS returns to the big screen for its 30th anniversary - http://t.co/dHZQHU2oNL