Video Hate Squad: OUTLAW FORCE

This February, VIDEO HATE SQUAD mount their mighty steeds and ride to vanquish all cultural Morlocks with their mighty six-shooters of truth! It’s a National Geographic factoid that the sum masculinity of OUTLAW FORCE is so potent, so virile, that numerous African tribes have incorporated screenings of this film into their rite of manhood. Chief elders have even started crafting penis sheaths out of the VHS box. No shit! Billy Ray Dalton thought his war was over when he returned from Nam and settled into his routine as a western show stuntman/country singer…but he was wrong! After a band of punkers destroy his family, Dalton is forced to follow them into the concrete jungle, where he must rescue his daughter before she’s sold to a snakepit of pedophiles! And that’s not all! The film is also augmented by a weird proto-TANGO & CASH subplot featuring none other than Frank Stallone himself, alongside the fantastic Paul L. “Bluto” Smith! The man behind this menagerie of malehood is unfamiliar to most, but once you’ve experienced OUTLAW FORCE, you’ll not soon forget the name of wildman David Heavener, who serves not only as director, but also producer, star, and singer of the film’s downhome soundtrack! If you miss this one you might as well donate your flesh to burn victims! (Max Dropout)