Video Hate Squad: HAMBURGER - THE MOTION PICTURE
|Starring||Leigh McCloskey, Dick Butkus, Randi Brooks|
18 and up; Children 6 and up will be allowed only with a parent guardian. No children under the age of 6 will be allowed.
A decade before GOOD BURGER, this VHS-only fast food frenzy slapped us in the cortex with a mega-mongoloidal onslaught of deep-fried buffoonery. Teenage sex magnet Russell finds himself enlisted at BusterBurger University, where his hornbag hijinks raise the wrath of Dick Butkus, and result in endless comic episodes for every ‘80s comedy stereotype known to man.
That zany fat guy just can’t stop eating! That elderly dean just can’t keep his nymphomaniac wife under control! And the college’s mad science professor just can’t stop injecting the campus nerd with hypodermic needles filled with “bird cum”! Waitaminnit. Ahem.
ANYWAY!...It’s a relentless storm of grease, gags and gratuitous nudity, peppered with countless chunks of ‘80s insanity, burger-based rock anthems and what is possibly the most racist fart joke to ever invade a VCR.
Come expand your beltline while you shrink your brain with this deliciously tasteless ode to comedy excess! BusterBurgers WILL be available at the screening. (Zack)