|Starring||Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia|
18 and up; Children 6 and up will be allowed only with a parent guardian. No children under the age of 6 will be allowed.
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.
DIE HARD is the ultimate Holiday film that brings us all together and makes us give thanks at the alter of Bruce Willis for making us believe in the heroic acts of one man, against the odds, with no shoes taking down a German terrorist organization. When I think TOUGH GUY...I think BRUCE WILLIS. You can have all your 28-inch waisted mega shouldered action heroes you want.
But if I'm going to trust my life to one man, that man will smoke cigarettes, have chest hair and swear like a goddamned sailor. And that is why we will be showing this holiest of hard man films this December; so you don't have to wait until Alan Rickman kidnaps your ex-wife for you to realize you still love her...no matter what problems you may have.
And THAT may be the greatest gift of all.