THE ALAMO GOES TO CAMP

For some insane reason, we live in Texas, where we superhumanly disregard the agonizing temperatures of a six month summer. This October 15th, we reward your fortitude with an undeniable epic barrage of Pure Summer Fun when ALAMO GOES TO CAMP! Whether you're a tug-o-war champion, a movie maniac or a hot dog-devouring machine, we're  detonating the single craziest campdown in history!

We'll be belly-flopping in the lake, roasting marshmallows, throwing pies and chugging carbonated liquid. Once the sun hits the horizon, we'll fall over backwards to witness THREE cinematic summer camp masterpieces in 35mm, beginning with 1981's slasher disaster THE BURNING! See malformed janitor Cropsey exact vicious vengeance on innocent campgoers, including George from SEINFELD! Next up is MEATBALLS 2! A lot like the first MEATBALLS but add a telekinetic alien, Pee-Wee Herman, a boxing match and a pink tutu. And to close our illegally outrageous day of sunbaked debaucherous wildness, we'll be presenting an incredibly rare 35mm screening of the most twisted camp classick in the books: the original SLEEPAWAY CAMP! The single greatest horror movie of all time (no shit), the shock ending of this mind-strangling wrecking ball of adolescent stab-lust will send you screaming to the grave! All this plus beer battles and BLASTACULARITY!!! Be there or beheaded!

Camp will be held at the Guadalupe Canoe Livery. We strongly encourage everyone to camp out after the long day of fun, food and drinks by the river. So bring your gear and pitch your tent because with your ticket to the Alamo Goes to Camp event, you will only need to pay $2 to camp!

So grab your ticket and meet us by the river. We have you covered on the fun and games, movies, and food and drinks! Chef John Bullington has designed this special camp meal that is included in your ticket price: 

Alamo Goes to Camp Dinner Menu

Parmesan Meatballs Sandwich with Roasted Tomato Sauce and Provolone Cheese

Napa Cabbage Slaw

Campfire Beans

S’mores

There will also be a camp store open for business with additional snacks and beverages available. Bring your cash because the store will be cash only!