Tough Guy Cinema

THE STALLONE ZONE: THE SYLVESTER STALLONE MEGA-MARATHON

Starring SYLVESTER STALLONE
Rating R
Run Time 546min
Age Policy

18 and up; Children 6 and up will be allowed only with a parent guardian. No children under the age of 6 will be allowed.

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You've been to RUSSELLMANIA, felt maximum VAN DAMMAGE, and spent A WHOLE DAY TO DIE HARD, but now it's time to bust out that no-sleeved, deep plunge v-neck, grease up those guns before you slap on a pair of reflective shades because it's time for Tough Guy Cinema to enter THE STALLONE ZONE!

Put a matchstick in your mouth and prepare for a double arm-pumping dose of heavy-lifting Sylvester Stallone. This talented writer, actor, and director has been nominated for Academy Awards and can bench press a car yet still manages to get less respect than Rodney Dangerfield. NO MORE! This all-day, five mystery movie marathon will feature his greatest jams, slams, and body rams in an all-out assault on your senses as you watch the man they call Sly flex all his acting, directing, writing, and muscling muscles for your viewing pleasure as we take a stroll through his 40 YEAR CAREER. Grown men will cry, bones will be crushed, guns will be fired, and vein-popping biceps will glisten as we celebrate the toughest of the tough strutting around in his best, most triumphant stuff.

We can't tell you the lineup, but we can say we will be showing all these beauties in 35mm along with classic 35mm Stallone trailers, a menu fit for an Italian Stallion, surprise giveaways, and so much more. Start pumping that ocular iron because you're going to need every last bit of strength to not look away from THE STALLONE ZONE!!!!!!!!! (Greg MacLennan)

*Warning: this event could cause you to spontaneously rip your shirt open and smash a window with your bare hand.

 

 

 

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