Director Worth Keeter, Tom McIntyre, Earl Owensby
Year 1984
Starring Fran Taylor, Leon Rippy, Robert Bloodworth
Run Time 85min
More Info IMDb

From MARLEY'S REVENGE to CARNIVAL MAGIC, North Carolina's contributions to the cinematic arts have been monumental. But there is one man, residing at 1 Motion Picture Blvd. in Shelby NC, who created a film so ambitious that it transcends not only state lines but the very limits of our dimension. That man is Earl Owensby, director/producer of TALES OF THE THIRD DIMENSION IN 3-D! (And five other 3-D films from the early 80's!)

The world's most redundant title hides the world's least redundant horror anthology. The stories are hosted by Igor, a robotic Rod Serling with no skin, surrounded by animatronic vultures modeled after Laurel & Hardy and The Threee Stooges. True joy has never been more fully captured on camera. Unfortunately the first two stories are only adequate. A couple of Vampires try to adopt a child and then an undertaker and his pals turn out to be greedy graverobbers. No big deal. But the walls tumble to the ground in the final stretch with a tale of a homicidal granny desperate to wipe out her grandkids on Christmas Eve. Watch in horror and amazement as a lovable old woman employs, cutlery, electricity, poison and shotgun blasts in an all-out war against two 8-year olds. All this, plus a twist ending that will shatter your kneecaps.

Never officially released on video, we'll be screening from a rare tape acquired directly from Mr. Owensby. In two-dimensions, for your safety.

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