TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT
|Director||Ernest R. Dickerson|
|Starring||Billy Zane, William Sadler, Jada Pinkett Smith|
18 and up; Children 6 and up will be allowed only with a parent guardian. No children under the age of 6 will be allowed.
Good evening boys and GHOULS, ready for your DEADtime story!? Your pal the Cryptkeeper has gone Hollywood in a BIG way!
A chase through the ages, a race agaisnt time, the war between good and evil rages as the final battle between man and DEMON begins. Brayker (William Sadler) is the last holder of one of the seven keys that holds the blood of Christ. The Collector (Billy Zane) is in hot pursuit to obtain the final key and reign chaos over the world. The hunt brings the Collector to a small inn in a nowhere town where the final confrontation for the universe will begin. Prepare yourself for... DEMON KNIGHT!!! AH HA HA HA HA HA!
FRIGHTS! CAMERA! HACTION! Fasten your drool cups, and ready your vomit bags! We're going to the movies and condemning the Alamo Drafthouse for an evening sex and violence as the Cryptaker takes control of your souls. Witness the immeasurable talents of Billy Zane at his zaniest and Jada Pinkett Smith at her bload-soaked, demon fighting in white pantiest in this proposed first installment of a non-existing horror triology. Now, that's ENTERRORTAINMENT! AH HA HA HA HA HA! (Greg MacLennan)