| Director | Thomas Schlamme |
| Year | 1993 |
| Starring | Mike Myers, Nancy Travis and Anthony LaPaglia |
| Rating | PG-13 |
| Run Time | 93min |
| Age Policy |
18 and up; Children 6 and up will be allowed only with a parent guardian. No children under the age of 6 will be allowed. |
| More Info | IMDb |
"Woman! Whoah-man! Whoooooah-man. She was a thief, you gotta believe. She stole my heart and my cat."
Back in 1993, every teenager in American could quote Mike Myers' parody of beat poetry in SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER, and 20 years later, we still know the lines by heart. It's high time this cult film got the Action Pack celebration it deserves, so we're inviting you to join us as we flash back to the '90s and attempt to do our best Scottish accent. Root for Charlie (Mike Myers) as he both adores and fears Harriet (Nancy Travis), the local butcher who may or may not be a serial killer. Get sloshed along with Stuart Mackenzie (also played by Mike Myers) as he jams to the Bay City Rollers and hates on Colonel Sanders. And, most importantly, shout out all of your favorite lines ("A piper is down," anyone?) along with people who appreciate this ridiculously silly, not to mention hilarious, comedic gem. (Sarah Pitre)
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