RUSSELLMANIA!!!: The Kurt Russell Mega-Marathon!
18 and up; Children 6 and up will be allowed only with a parent guardian. No children under the age of 6 will be allowed.
Too often, great Hollywood luminaries are celebrated AFTER their deaths. Why not raise our fists/swords/guns in the air to champion our greatest living actor while he’s still around to hear about it? Because no still-livin’ soul from rotten ol’ Hollywood has consistently given us more pure, unadulterated entertainment than the mighty KURT RUSSELL.
Whether he’s busting funnybones or breaking jaws, that goooood Russell Muscle has been flexing across the silver screen since 1963. That spells exactly 50 DAMN YEARS of square-jawed, good-natured, no-nonsense action, drama and hiiiii-larity from the most affable guy in America.
SO! We at the Alamo are unleashing a 5-MOVIE MARATHON of Mr. Russell’s greatest hits, kicks and double-barreled blasts. The titles are top secret, but you’ll be obliterated by everything from under-appreciated bullet-blammers to crowd-pleasing ass-scorchers to knee-slapping wham-slammers.
PLUS a special menu, rare 35mm trailers, free tie-in surprises and even an unexpected guest or two. So sharpen your jaw into a rectangle and head on down for the world’s most blazing celebration of modern movie manhood...This! Is!! RUSSELLMANIA!!! (Zack)