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ROLLER BLADE

Director Donald G. Jackson
Year 1986
Starring Suzanne Solari, Shawn Michelle, Jeff Hutchinson
Run Time 88min
Age Policy

18 and up; Children 6 and up will be allowed only with a parent guardian. No children under the age of 6 will be allowed.

During the Second Dark Age in the City of Lost Angels, Mother Speed and the Sisters of the Holy Order of Roller Blades live in a dystopian wasteland where Saticoy and his metalhead henchmen, the Droog, terrorize the streets! Saticoy, a fetish mask-wearing jerk wants the Sisters' crystal, the source of all their power. He sends the Bimbo With No Name to infiltrate the Sisters and steal the crystal! What will the naked nuns do?

Lost yet? Yea, verily! Don't worry, you'll love this insane VHS classic so much for its copious amounts of nudity, post-apocalyptic punks, and inventive special effects, you'll be bladin' all the way home! SKATE OR DIE! (Katrina Basilio)

Tickets only $1! Hosted by Matt Desiderio (Horror Boobs) and Mike Hunchback (Seminal Psychosis). Bring your tapes! We'll be set up for a tape trade, with rare VHS tapes also available for sale.

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