The Summer of ‘83 Starts NOW! Tickets on Sale for First Wave of Titles + Extra JEDI Screening!
Tickets for the first wave of SUMMER OF 1983 titles go on sale today! ... including a super special extra RETURN OF THE JEDI screening on 35MM!!
| Director | Joseph Mangine |
| Year | 1986 |
| Starring | Clyde Hayes, Leilani Sarelle, Donna Locke |
| Rating | R |
| Run Time | 91min |
| Age Policy |
18 and up; Children 6 and up will be allowed only with a parent guardian. No children under the age of 6 will be allowed. |
| More Info | IMDb |
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A hive of disfigured mutants emerge from beneath the Golden Gate bridge to kill at will. This forgotten film is an incredibly senseless and bizarre excuse for teen slaughter, and that's just fine. No origin or explanation is given for the creatures, each of which is a misshapen variation on a basic theme: there's a hirsute neanderthal, a gruesome surgeon, a lumbering samurai and even a leather daddy biker beast who chain-drags a mohawked teen behind his cycle when the monsters invade a high school dance. The titular maniacs seem to share a common mind and have highlighter-green blood. Shuffling among their ranks is a dwarven cycloptic dinosaur that kills with a metal hook. Aimless, inspired bullshit that was released in the Philippines as "EVIL DEAD WARRIORS" for absolutely no goddamn reason. PLUS!: Look at the director's last name. How embarrassing. (Zack Carlson)
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Tickets for the first wave of SUMMER OF 1983 titles go on sale today! ... including a super special extra RETURN OF THE JEDI screening on 35MM!!
Come celebrate the exit of the Alamo's resident jerk with this mind-rearranging assault on humanity from supreme unknown Hollywood genius Timothy Carey!