TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY
|Starring||Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Edward Furlong, Robert Patrick|
18 and up; Children 6 and up will be allowed only with a parent guardian. No children under the age of 6 will be allowed.
Come see the hecklers of Master Pancake this January as we pull the plug on TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY (1991).
Also subtitled “You’re not my REAL Dad, Terminator,” this inventive sequel finds the Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger) becoming a foster parent.to a disgruntled youth (Edward Furlong) who is driven to rebellion by the lofty expectations of his Mom (Linda Hamilton) and her equally lofty she-mullet.
After being pursued by a mercurial Policeman (Robert Patrick) the movie climaxes with the Terminator taking his own life in a vat of lava, thus giving credence to the old adage: He who smelted it, dealt it.
Forgive us our puns as we trespass against this 90’s icon and pass sentence on Judgment Day this January. (John)