We couldn't leave well enough alone. This July, by popular demand, Master Pancake sink their teeth into the TWILIGHT sequel that's even more ridiculous than the original, TWILIGHT: NEW MOON (2009). If you thought our mock of the first Twilight was fun, wait til you see us lay into this crazy-ass movie: TNM has moodier Edwards, buffer Jacobs, more Bella lip-biting action, a spontaneous trip to Italy, and a creepy floating Robert Pattinson visage that haunts Bella's every move. For the curious who've never actually had the guts to watch it, this is the excuse you've been waiting for. For those who have already seen NEW MOON, you know that it deserves the Pancake treatment big time. So whether you're on Team Edward, Team Jacob or Team I Don't Give a F*** About This Movie, you'll love Master Pancake's comedic take on this modern-day vampire classic. (John)
And, some lucky duck will really SPARKLE when they win a free haircut and other goodies compliments of Birds Barbershop at the 7/22 & 23 shows!