|Starring||Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler|
18 and up; Children 6 and up will be allowed only with a parent guardian. No children under the age of 6 will be allowed.
This Spring you won’t want to miss a thing as Master Pancake nukes ARMAGEDDON (1998).
Michael Bay’s scientifically preposterous space opus features Bruce Willis as the world‘s greatest deep-core driller, Harry Stamper, who is recruited to save the earth from a giant asteroid.
The film boasts a huge cast of personalities (Owen Wilson, Steve Buscemi, Michael Clarke Duncan), laughable science, and a love scene involving Liv Tyler and Ben Affleck doing foreplay with animal crackers while her real-life dad Steven Tyler belts out a love song on the soundtrack.
This February/March come see Master Pancake (John Erler, Joe Parsons) and special guest Charlie Hodge obliterate ARMAGEDDON. (John)
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