ANACONDA

A group of documentary filmmakers (J. Lo, Ice Cube and Owen Wilson) are traveling through the Amazon to film a mysterious tribe. Along the way they pick up an insane Jon Voight who promises to help them but is really on the hunt for world's largest, deadliest snake.

What follows is a nonstop white-knuckled river boat ride down the Amazon peppered with exceptional over-acting and A GIGANTIC CGI SNAKE THAT EATS PEOPLE. Words cannot convey the level of enjoyment you will derive from this 1997 classic.

Just put your trust in the film and your own wit as we fire up this screening of Anaconda in HECKLEVISION! If an all-star cast of Academy Award winners and A GIANT SNAKE aren't enough to keep you entertained, all your live heckles will be sent LIVE, streaming to the screen for the audiences enjoyment. 

"You don't know shit about the shit we're in out here! " (Greg MacLennan)

"...never quite lives up to the promise of its admittedly irresistible set-up..."
-David Nusair, Reel Film Reviews

"Anaconda suffers from one-dimensional characters and cliches."
-Dragan Antulov, rec.arts.movies.reviews

"Anaconda is about a snake that eats everybody. "
-Mick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle

"Anaconda'' did not disappoint me. It's a slick, scary, funny Creature Feature, beautifully photographed and splendidly acted in high adventure style."
-Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times