|Starring||Vin Diesel, The Rock, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewston, Ludacris, Tyrese Gibson|
This November Master Pancake carjacks the fifth in the Fast and Furious series: FAST FIVE (2011), a Brazilian automobile extravaganza that could have been called Rio Speedwagon. F5 tells the story of Vin Diesel, who goes to South America to pull a heist and is outacted by a rapper (Ludacris), a wrestler (The Rock) and a giant statue of Jesus (Cristo Redemptor, as himself). Vin Diesel's smug mumbling prevents any understanding of the plot. But what the movie lacks in clarity it makes up for in car chases and gratuitious thong shots. The movie is a blur of fast cars, tanned bodies ad bald heads. Come see Master Pancake strip FAST FIVE for parts. Featuring the riffing talents of John Erler, David Jara, Lance Gilstrap, and Funniest Person in Austin 2013 Mac Blake.