CUJO

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Do you like watching white people with problems? Do you like seeing slow motion utilized for all the wrong reasons? Do you like watching an incredibly cute Saint Bernard with a huge head terrorize the kid from WHO'S THE BOSS? Of course you do. Stephen King felt the same way, because he once referred to this sweat-soaked nail-biter as, "A ferocious interpretation of my most accomplished novel, built upon a near-symphonic cornucopia of imminent dread." OK, fine. Stephen King never said that. But I'm saying this: CUJO is a fucking awesome movie!!! Starring Dee Wallace (E.T., THE HILLS HAVE EYES), Billy Jacoby (JUST ONE OF THE GUYS), and Danny Pintauro (yes, it's Jonathan from WHO'S THE BOSS!!!), CUJO is dumb, overblown, terrifying, and filled with a constant sense of doom. And that's not just because of the rabies-infested juggernaut himself. This movie also addresses classic 80s social hang-ups like adultery, spousal abuse, and men in short-shorts playing tennis. You can't go wrong. (Joseph A. Ziemba)

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