CRITTERS 2: THE MAIN COURSE
|Starring||Terrence Mann, Don Keith Opper and Scott Grimes|
18 and up; Children 6 and up will be allowed only with a parent guardian. No children under the age of 6 will be allowed.
The denizens of Grover’s Bend must again band together to face the razor-toothed onslaught of the star-born Crites, but now the meat-seeking spherical beasteroids have multiplied and learned some new tactics for mass ingestion. These mangy malevolent muppets are larger and trickier than before, and though they’ve discovered the pleasures of fast food and live cattle, humans are still at the top of their grocery list. Earth’s fate lies in the hands of a melon-headed teenager, a fat ex-sheriff, a bucktoothed drunk and two shape-shifting galactic bounty hunters named Ug and Lee. Look for Hollywood’s ultimate meganerd Eddie Deezen in the role of “Hungry Heifer Manager.” And don’t be fooled by the PG-13 rating...this installment features much heavier doses of nudity, profanity and manic, outrageous violence, including a mutilated policeman in a pink bunny suit crashing through a stained glass church window into the laps of grandmas and children. Take that, God. (Zack)