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BOARDINGHOUSE

Director John Wintergate
Year 1982
Starring John Wintergate, Kalassu, Lindsay Freeman
Rating R
Run Time 98min
Age Policy

18 and up; Children 6 and up will be allowed only with a parent guardian. No children under the age of 6 will be allowed.

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Does this movie even exist? BOARDINGHOUSE is the first (and only) full-length shot-on-video horror film to be blown up to 35mm and released theatrically. To call it insane would be an understatement. Jim is a psychic/gigolo/meditator. He also wears a leopard-print thong while renting out a cursed house to "beautiful women with no ties" aka a never-ending supply of primo 1980s bimboz. But that's only the beginning. This is a movie with human beings in it but possibly not made by human beings. It is pie fights, chainsaws, fake British accents, gore, a killer refrigerator, jacuzzis, a woman eating a mouse while wearing a pig head, boobs, beds that eat people, a band called "33 and 1/3," more boobs, and a leading lady known only as Kalassu. Unrelentingly stupid. Obviously important. Clean thongs are not encouraged or required. (Joseph A. Ziemba)

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