POINT BREAK

"Little hand says it's time to rock and ROLLLL."

Before Kathryn Bigelow was making movies about Iraq War bomb techs and SEAL Team 6 hunting down Osama Bin Laden, she was making IMPORTANT movies about vampires in the southwest and unruly gangs of surfer bank robbers. The ex-Mrs. James Cameron has never been more adept than when she took the pulse-pounding sports of high-flying skydiving and totally tubular surfing and mashed them together with a tale of heists, sex, and Gary Busey eating meatball sandwiches. If you like your heart palpitations short and ultra-fast, then strap yourself in for the nonstop adrenaline ride that is POINT BREAK.

Keanu Reeves has never been more vacant than as the FBI agent Johnny Utah who is forced into deep cover as a surfer dude infiltrating the suspected dead presidents bank robber circle headed by none other than Mr. Patrick "I can rip your throat out if I feel like it" Swayze. If seeing these two dudes backsiding huge waves and fist fighting 15,000 feet above the Earth's surface isn't your thing, then you might want to shoot yourself in the face because you clearly have no barometer for fun. So, come out and celebrate your right to choose your President this November by watching muscly surfer dudes dress up as your favorite ex-presidents and rob banks. BANGARANG! (Greg MacLennan)