DEAD ALIVE

Sure Ash had a chainsaw hand and a boomstick, but Lionel has a shoulder mounted LAWNMOWER! A lot of people like to argue that the '90s were a wasteland of bad horror movies. Well I'm here to tell you "YOU ARE WRONG!" Peter Jackson burst on to the scene with this relentlessly insane gore-fest that has more guts, pus and bodies splattering on its walls than you could hope for. What starts off as a shy love story of an awkward man who lives at home goes completely off the rails as soon as that Sumatran rat-monkey bites his mom and the zombies start piling up. Zombie babies will rip out of heads, guts will slop over every square inch of the screen, giant animatronic mothers will bleed at five gallons per second and a kung fu fighting priest WILL kick ass for the lord. Grab some pudding, strap yourself down and prepare for THE BLOODIEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME! BANGARANG! (Greg MacLennan)

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