The OFFICE SPACE Quote-Along

"Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment!"

We've all been there; we've all had that mindless office job has that sucked our souls for a pathetic sum of money. At the risk of getting my ass kicked, I'd say, whether we like to admit it or not, we've all had a case of the Mondays. So come celebrate all that is awful with this gospel for our generation of the under-appreciated office worker with The Action Pack's presentation of the OFFICE SPACE Quote-Along!

We will have staplers for everyone, flair buttons, and a chance to win Milton's bright red Swingline by admitting to us the worst lie you ever told to get out of work. After the show, we will go down an alley and take turns destroying office equipment with a BAT! Now if that doesn't shake your office angst, I don't know what will. In addition to the fun and games, we will have all your favorite quotes up on the screen, karaoke-style, for you to quote along to as well as lyrics to "Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta". If you had a million bucks, you would probably be doing two chicks at the same time, but if all you have is enough for the price of admission, come on down and let's break some stuff! (Greg MacLennan)