If you're like me, you've spent hours, maybe decades, agonizing over serious, complex, momentous, and profound questions from the depths of our collective souls. For instance:
"What would it be like if I was in the same room with Margot Kidder?"
Question no more!
On Wednesday, December 5, the Alamo Drafthouse and The Onion A.V. Club will open their doors, arms, and hearts for a very special screening of BLACK CHRISTMAS in 35mm. With you. And star Margot Kidder. That's right -- the amazing and iconic Ms. Kidder (BLACK CHRISTMAS, SISTERS, SUPERMAN, THE AMITYVILLE HORROR) will be in attendance and answering your questions after the film. Do you know what this means? I'll tell you.
1. Bob Clark's BLACK CHRISTMAS is one of the most satisfying slashers ever, and easily the best Christmas-themed slasher of all time. I've watched it every December for the last ten years and it never gets old, unlike DON'T OPEN 'TIL CHRISTMAS and ELVES. So you'll have the satisfaction of watching the greatest Christmas slasher of all time on the big screen right around Christmas-time. In twenty years, you can tell your friends about it and they'll say, "You're the coolest person ever!" Then you'll say, "Tell me something I don't know!"
2. MARGOT KIDDER MIGHT BE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!
3. MARGOT KIDDER WILL ANSWER YOUR DUMB QUESTION, EVEN IF YOU ASK ABOUT DUMB MOVIES LIKE SUPERMAN THAT ARE NOT AS AWESOME AS BLACK CHRISTMAS!
I think you understand. And I also think that your holiday season is going to be horrible if you don't treat yourself to this once-in-a-lifetime experience.
Buy tickets! Margot approves!