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Tough Guy Cinema Presents DIE HARD in 35mm This Weekend!!

We're spreading the holiday cheer with the Bruce Willis being a badass and LIVE, IN-THEATER PYROTECHNICS!

Tough Guy Cinema Presents DIE HARD in 35mm This Weekend!!

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.

One man, against the odds, with no shoes...taking everybody down.

When I think TOUGH GUY...I think BRUCE WILLIS. You can have all your 28-inch waisted, mega-shouldered action heroes you want, but if I'm going to trust my life to one man, that man will smoke cigarettes, have chest hair, swear like a god-damned sailor and be named BRUCE WILLIS. If I was on a desert island and I could only bring one thing, you can bet your life my one thing is...BRUCE WILLIS.

When it comes to cinematic tough guys, few rank higher on any list for Toughest All-Around Badass than John McClane. And now it's time for this one-man, barefooted army to single-handedly save Christmas from the hands of 'European' terrorists! Die Hard is the ultimate Holiday film that brings us all together and makes us give thanks for our families...even if it means having Alan Rickman kidnap them and hold them at gunpoint to make us realize it. Come and bear witness to the REAL savior of Christmas as we blow up LIVE PYROTECHNICS in the theater as you enjoy the perennial Holiday Classic, DIE HARD! Did I mention every ticket holder is getting a free Twinkie? "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker." (Greg MacLennan)

Get your tickets NOW for screenings this Friday, Saturday and Christmas Eve!!

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