As you may already know, one of the greatest character actors in Hollywood history -- MISTER CLINT HOWARD -- has been kind enough to grace us with his talents and face in the flesh this very coming week. Yiiiiiiiiiiiii !!! And if that name doesn't ring a bell, maybe this will:
His first show will be Monday night, with the mighty battle cry of ROCK 'N' ROLL HIGH SCHOOL. If you've seen this film, I know you'll be there. If you haven't, then please question your existence. The Ramones star in the ultimate teenage punk rock power fantasy about destroying everything that parents n' teachers hold dear. Hilarious, manic and totally essential. Tickets are wildly cheap and available HERE!
Then on Tuesday, we have a STUPIDLY RARE 35mm screening of the greatest Satanic teen revenge epic to ever hit eyeballs: EVILSPEAK!!! Young Clint Howard stars as Stanley Cooper-Smith, an overly wronged nerd that gets digital assistance from the devil to wreak meaty vengeance on bullies, priests and rapist janitors alike! Tickets for this show are a mere $5, despite the fact that we're flying out Mr. Howard, the ONLY FILM PRINT IN THE WORLD and giving you the best hell-spawned entertainment in the universe. Get that ticket HERE!
Lastly, we have our winners from the folks entered our ROCK 'N' ROLL HIGH SCHOOL Ticket Give-Away Contest! They are:
Good job, guys! You won! All right! BUT...if you're not one of those names listed, don't despair. FUN, ACTION and ULTIMATE ENTERTAINMENT can still be yours as there are still some tickets available for these shows! So grab 'em while you can and bask in the warm, satisfying glow of CLINT HOWAAAAARRRRD!!!!