Seldom do the Gods of the Internet shine down upon us with such radiating brilliance as they have with the video blog Everything is Terrible. Countless hours have been spent making productivity sacrifices at the altar of video oddities our cultish leaders at EIT have culled from bargain bin VHS tapes around the country. Cat massaging, magic crystals, soccer moms with guns, and erotic self-massage with Angela Lansbury have all been featured in EIT's post-modern masterworks. For those never exposed to the EIT treatment, let us take a moment to get to know Duane, who could perhaps be the unofficial mascot of the Everything is Terrible universe.
Don't you just want to take this little guy home with you and make him dance on your coffee table for nickels?
Now, how about we change gears for a second and take a look at one of my personal favorite EIT videos: Knives vs. Cops.