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DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!

pulp-fiction-webThe Action Pack: THE PULP FICTION QUOTE-ALONG Wednesday, January 13th at the Village - TICKETS Thursday, January 14th at the Ritz - TICKETS

We will have BIG KAHUNA BURGERS ($9.99 - comes with a free sprite to wash it down!), $5 MILKSHAKES ($5.. duh), and ROYALE WITH CHEESEs at all screenings!

Everybody knows what Marcellus Wallace looks like, and he does not look like a bitch. So we're not gonna try to f*ck him like a bitch. Instead, we're gonna sit and watch Samuel Jackson in one of his most badass roles, and we're gonna drink some $5 milkshakes and quote-along with one of Tarantino's best films.

We're going to yell out all of our favorite lines along with the characters, then we're gonna give EVERYONE in the audience a cap gun of their very own, so when Sammy J. says, "And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" we can turn the show into a Shoot-Along as well.

And of course we'll have plenty of Royale With Cheese burgers available all night long, and you can walk into a movie theater in Austin and buy a beer. But if you put mayonnaise on your French fries we're still gonna make fun of you, because we're in America. Our names don't mean shit, but we might accidentally shoot you in the face anyway.

TICKETS FOR THE VILLAGE SCREENING TONIGHT (Jan. 13th) CAN BE PURCHASED HERE.

TICKETS FOR THE RITZ SCREENING THURSDAY (Jan. 14th) CAN BE PURCHASED HERE.

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