I cannot confidently tell you what the plot of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters is. Frankly, I just can't trust any of the official releases. It might be an origin story of Meatwad, Master Shake and Frylock. It might be an action epic that pits our heroes in a battle over an immortal piece of exercise equipment. It may or may not feature a flaming chicken.
No matter what it contains, I can guarantee you one thing: anyone in this town with a modicum of comic sensibility will be at the Alamo South Lamar for the earliest show that still has tickets available. Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the long-running surreal Adult Swim cult hit featuring the exploits of three unlikely roommates (a meatball, a shake and a floating box of french fries), may just be the single greatest thing to burst forth from our nation's TV sets in the new millenium.
Suffice it to say, we are BIG fans of the show. If you are among the uninitiated, run, do not walk, to your nearest video store and prepare for nirvana.
To get us further excited, no film in recent memory has offered up such a perfect tie-in. We'll be featuring the classic Aqua Teen Combo Meal: a meatwad, fries and a shake. We'll also be serving up the broodwich.:
Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forces into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood. Bacon is extra because there is no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon the bed of evil....and lettuce.
Expect more fun and announcements, plus details on the Aqua Teen Preshow as we get closer to the date, but for now, remember, there is no other place in Austin
better than the Alamo South Lamar to check out the comedy happening of the year, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie For Theaters.
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